January 2012
December 2011
There’s this really good Mexican place almost 3 miles from my house. So, do I:
Walk 3 miles there, and then 3 miles back, OR
Keep complaining how bad I’m craving tacos?
On the last day of school, next year, I will find everyone I dislike and say
“You’re a dumb bitch and I dislike you.”
And then I will never think about them ever again~
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“I always keep red lipstick in my bag because I never know when I might show up...”
– Scarlett Johansson
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Grandpa: -while making fun of country music- My horse left meeee
Grandma: Oh my God I thought you said whores.
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What, do I sense PMS? It’s okay uterus, you can menstruate now. The sickness is gone. It’s okay.
